Wednesday, November 9, 2005

Vatican attempts to trump Islam

Years after the nonsense about Islamic science started, the Vatican is trying to get in on the same act.

Cardinal Paul Poupard, head of the Pontifical Council for Culture, said the Genesis description of how God created the universe and Darwin's theory of evolution were 'perfectly compatible' if the Bible were read correctly.

Read correctly means doing it at the crossroad on a full moon midnight while holding the leg of a male frog in one hand and stump water in the other. It is preferred that this is done while standing on one's head.

Meanwhile the Vatican has yet to call a crusade after the burning of churches in France. What's the point of paying for the Vatican if they aren't going to be doing anything worthwhile.

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